Friday, April 19, 2013

THE RETURN 2010 EXPERIENCE TO ME WAS ON THIS FILM



The film by Perrera featuring Santana that was shown in the New Metro Theatres from October 2010 was one of the highlight for me on how we were successful in 2010.



Thursday, April 18, 2013

Grade 5 rhymes with their own names........



The grade 5 teacher one day asked the children in her
class to make rhymes with their own names.

 First  up was Dan. A very adventures' child.

 My  name is Dan,
 When  I grow up to be a man,
 I  want to go to India and Japan,
 If  I can, If I can, If I can.

 Very  good she said to Dan.

 She then told Sally that it now was her turn.

 My  name is Sally,
 When  I grow up to be a lady,
 I  want to have a baby
 If  I can, if I can, if I can.

That  is good Sally, she said. But maybe one day you
will change your mind.

 Next  up was Juju - he was the naughty one in the
class.

 My  name is Juju,
 When  I grow up to be a man,
 Never  mind India and Japan,
 I'm gonna help Sally with her plan,
 I  know I can.

Once a Pirate always a Pirate

Check who the CHIEFS are and who's the PIRATES......????



For Chiefs




Now it is clear why Pirates have been struggling. 
 

Untitled Attachment


Once a Pirate always a Pirate


NIGHT OUT ...... IN TEXAS STYLE




Daughter :  My friends and I want to go out tonight. 

Mother
 :     Where are ya'll going ?  

Daughter
:  To the cowboy bar on the edge of town.  

Mother
 :      I don't think you should .  There's been a lot of trouble at that    place.  
               I heard there was a fight there  last  weekend, and several people got hurt. 
Daughter
 :   But mom!!  Please!!   It'll be okay.   

Mother:    
No!! Your life is more important than going out!

Daughter :   
But 'Tina' is going with us... 

Mother:      
Oh Well!  In that case, it should be okay..     Ya'll have fun! 




     
[]    

300C



The guy being stopped in the picture is the owner of this car and the owner of West Coast Customs,
which explains why he has the only convertible 300c in the world.
He’s being stopped for not having mirrors (did ya notice that?)

But here’s the cool part, please take note the position of the cop’s bike in relation to the car…

Now check out what’s playing on the DVD…

That’s right, this dude has camera’s all over the car…

That’s left mirror, right mirror, rear …. You get my point.


IT HAPPENED IN JUDGE JUDY'S COURT





Judge Judy presiding...............

 


Judge to prostitute, 'So when did you realize you were raped?'    
Prostitute, wiping away tears: 'When the cheque bounced.'




BOER MAAK A PLAN.....MAGIC

'n Boer maak 'n plan, maar 'n "Coloured"  maak MAGIC
 
 An old man lived alone in Cape Town. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, Clemence, who used to help him, was in   Polsmoor Prison.  
 The old man wrote a letter to his son and  described his predicament.
 

"Dear Clemence, I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here,  all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me.
Love,
 

Papa"
 

A few days later he received a letter from his son.
 

"Dear Papa, For heaven's sake, Papa, don't dig up that garden, that's where I Buried the BODIES. Love, Clemence"
 

At 4 A.M. the next morning, the Scorpion Unit, NIA agents and local police showed up and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies.

They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son.
 

"Dear Papa, Go ahead and plant the potatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances. 

Love Clemence."

WAAR WAS JY IN 1978?


Motor Parts we cheap


Clothes we of an undersatanding price

KFC Full Meal was on 88c.....gonna those days

With R5000.00 one could affort a truck

Sunglasses were only R4.99

LADIES PLEASE DON'T IGNORE DIS,, U MIGHT BE THE NEXT VICTIM!



Don't be surprised to see a naked woman walking out of a shopping mall restroom: With what is being called amazing regularity, victims of this new crime wave have been found walking out of shopping mall restrooms completely naked. The scam begins when a man slips into a women's restroom and sneaks into a stall. He waits until there is only one woman in the restroom in a neighbouring stall. He then quickly puts an ‘out of order sign’ on the outside of the restroom door. The out of order sign guarantees no one will soon come to the woman's rescue. The criminal stands on the toilet and points a handgun into the next stall, demanding the woman's valuables binding her hands and mouth, and RAPES HER.

After getting her cash, jewellery and credit cards, he orders her to remove all of her clothing and kick them out of the stall. The thief tosses the clothing into a shopping bag, and slips back into the mall. In some instances the sight of the woman's nakedness sparks his lust, and he then rapes her before fleeing the scene. It usually takes an hour or two before the woman work up the nerve to leave the restroom in the nude, giving the criminal ample time to make his getaway, sometimes with her own car. The woman is eventually left naked and humiliated in a mall full of strangers.

Main targeted areas include;

BOTSWANA:
AIRPORT JUNCTION MALL - 1 incident - 1 criminal - woman valuables taken
RIVERWALK - 3 incidents - 2 criminals - 3 women valuables taken 1 raped
PAVILION - 1 incident - 1 criminal - woman raped
KAGISO CENTRE - 1 incident - 1 criminal - woman hijacked

R.S.A.
Cresta Mall (RSA) - 4 incidents - 2 criminals - 3 women valuables taken - 1 raped
Westgate Mall - 9 incidents - 4 criminals - 3 women valuables taken - 6 raped
The Glen Mall (RSA) - 4 incidents - 2 women valuables taken - 2 raped
Sandton Mall (RSA) - 5 incidents - 2 criminals - 3 women valuables taken – 4 raped

The best defence is to never go into a shopping mall restroom alone, as only women who are by themselves are being targeted. Take a lady friend or a family member with. If you do find yourself in this situation, do not be passive. Make as much noise as possible. These criminals are looking for quiet victims so they can make an easy escape. Be careful out there. This has so far been a nearly perfect crime, as none of the perpetrators have been caught. Don't let this happen to another woman.
_______________________________
Inspector King Tshebo
Airport police

MY CONTRIBUTION TO SOUTH AFRICANS ON HUMAN RIGHTS AND FREEDOM DAYS


MY CONTRIBUTION TO SOUTH AFRICANS ON HUMAN RIGHTS AND FREEDOM DAYS
By ZolisaMemani
This extract was motivated by the release of the Auditor General report released on the 12 March 2013 and that as we move towards the commemoration of Human Rights Day on the 21 March 2013. The question is what does this mean to me as an ordinary South African citizen, an electorate, a father who has not managed to get an opportunity of any formal employment while most South Africans are looting the resources aimed at the development of our democratic values? Since I have been practically participating in the recruitment of people to vote for ANC since 1994 and have voted for the party I thought it will bring a difference to the ordinary people who are living in poverty while we should be celebrating the benefits of our democracy. After 20 years since the independence, I am asking as to why I must vote for the ANC as I cannot be able to justify why I am living the life I am living while there are those who are busy gallivanting, partying and celebrating the fruits of our democracy and doing nothing to change the ordinary lives of poor people like us.

We have Ministers and some of those who still continue to serve as our officials and are not seen practically to be doing something but would be the one who would keep complaining that we are losing moral values and are in charge of improving the social ills that we face as a nation. I have visited some young people (in the areas I have conducted this research) who smoke drugs, ganja and nyaope and asked why they are doing what they do, the common answer to most of them was that there are no programmes aimed at developing their skills and have not been offered any opportunity by those programmes created. As someone who is passionate about youth development I have also asked as to why we have no programmes such as your Multipurpose Community Centres in our communities where we can sharpen the skills of these young people. I remember when I was tasked to run an NPO, called Project Findafinda, it had a ten year programme that we drafted as agreed upon, in brief we had to capacitate young people that we identified on Computer Literacy Skills, Housing Skills, Human Rights Awareness programmes, and Sports, Arts and Culture Participation. When we started I managed to recruit 150 interested participants from women, young people, and some unemployed people whom I managed to establish a relation with an institution called Cida City Campus and they went for Computer Literacy Skills and achieved certificates for that. It was after that I realized that there were shark companies who then recruited those people to their own programmes and offered them two days training for call centre and paid them for attending the course with the option of employing them after this training. We had to release these young people to these working opportunities, though this was a setback for our programmes, and we had to go back and recruit again and again until the shoes were finished on the sides. We then became a laughing stalk in the community. As an NPO we had no money, we recruited these people to be trained for those skills and then go for some second training phase as we agreed, the challenge was that, only two out of the 150 that we sent only managed to go to Black Sash Paralegal Course and were also offered employment opportunities after they managed to get their certificates. We had to close shop as I was also unemployed but only wanted to change other people’s lives which we did in most of those that we recruited. It was some of the way things used to happen while growing up as we were used to see “Onontlalontle” meaning people who would take care of the vulnerable people in societies that are now referred to as Social workers. These Onontlalontle would visit households  in communities and would identify challenges that families would encounter and come up with practical solutions in solving the challenges that these families faced. It was with this spirit that a child would become a child of every parent in that community, you would not smoke in front of anyone older than you and get away with it. When the ANC government come to power it took some of the powers or authority that parents had, like you cannot beat or discipline a child even if it has done something wrong, thus now you see communities face the challenges that they face. The constitutional powers have made parents to lose their powers as it would refer that the child is abused if it is discipline by its parent or anyone older when a child has committed a crime. These are some of the concerns that I have raised “On the topic of Ideologies” as we have lost how as Africans must live our lives without being prejudiced by some of those who have been promoting a Nuclear family life instead of an Extended family life style. If the intention of establishing the Street Committees would be of reviving these values and not be seen as some form of bringing back the Kangaroo court system, then we will somehow learn some of the values that have worked for us in the past. As we move towards the commemoration of Freedom Day, we need to understand as to what has this freedom brought to ordinary South Africans, should we apprehend those young kids smoking Nyaope at the corner and referred to them as criminals or should we find ways of coming with strategies that would build these young people to be better citizens. We can only achieve these goals if we create platforms or an environment that is conducive for them that would expose them to (hobbies like internet networking, blogging, writing their own stories in a Multipurpose Community Centre that is within their walking distance) things that they will end up enjoy doing and replace the bad habit of smoking pipe and standing in street corners managing the Lokshin gospel.

If we as Findafinda, could have managed to get some financial support from those institutions that we approached including government, we could have been able to achieve all what we were aiming to achieve, changing people’s lives. I would therefore call all those who are working and are stable to come back and volunteer their services to local community based organisations and provide some pro-bono services and help in the establishment of Community Multipurpose Centres so as some of the social ills that we face as a nation can be addressed. If as South Africans we can revive the spirit of volunteerism as Gwala, Mandela, Hani, Sisulu, Barayi, Tambo, Nokwe, and those who were able to sacrifice their lives for this democracy we now enjoy, we can be able to address some of the social ills that we experience daily in our communities. We have moved from the culture of Ubuntu that was practiced by Africans in the past to a culture that promotes individual way of life, if you look at the serries of articles I will be releasing called “On the topic of Ideologies” you will note that we need to engage each other on how we can revive the spirit of Ubuntu for those who continue to be victims of an unjust society we are becoming. If all of us can just ask a question as to what are we doing in helping others, not to benefit but to ensure that the communities that were envisaged by our predecessor who have drafted documents such as the Freedom Charter. As a Minister, CEO of a company, engineer, social worker, employee or government official for example, you can assist a school on any project that you can volunteer your skills and assist those who need them, you can also volunteer in a local soccer team, NGO, any community structure that aims to improve ordinary lives of others, but what is happening? People would rather spend their leisure time on things that fulfil their own personal wellbeing or sleep well with no stress while the majority is under stress and not participate in a school project in which his/her child is getting an education from. While I served as the Chairperson for one particular school, we would call people to involve themselves on school projects but support was minimal and mostly it would be the same people who are not working in these sectors as it would be domestic workers, ordinary people who were willing to come on board, but as for those managers participation was minimal.

I was also inspired to write this article by the words of former struggle icon, Mr Nelson Mandela when he said, “if the ANC does to you what the apartheid…..to the apartheid government” as shown in the picture below. It seems that the current administration is also doing what the apartheid government did if I would be unemployed for so long and still have the guts to vote for the party I believe it will bring change to my life. Enough is enough, is it time for me to change my decision and my vote for 2014 NPE? Will my decision be based on the basic fundamental principles of Human Rights that we need as a nation, or will it be based on the Ubuntu principle and values? When you read the article on “IVILI ELINOMKHONTO”, I am asking individuals (from Ginsburg, King Williams Town, during my vitis on the lauch of Steve Biko Foundation last year in November) as to what is their opinion on the current developments that we face as a nation, does the leadership that we have elected really consider our concerns or are they just enjoying the benefits that they are getting and forgetting that things could change and that the very same people could change their votes. If you look at the unedited book of Falco Mazwelane’s “History of South Africa and ANC 20 years later”, you will realize that the concerns rose on the leadership’s accountability on issues that affect communities they do not comply with the mandates that were given to them by those who have voted them to power. Where did we go wrong as a nation? Some of the expressions are only based on looking at ways that would assist all of us in forging ways of working together for the betterment of our nation. It has come to my attention that most of my articles are based on criticizing the current leadership, but these are my arrears of concerns, where must I address them? One of the platforms created by this democratic country is media and bogs such as this, I am raising these concerns with the understanding that someone out there reading this will educate me and make me understand as to why has the ANC that has shifted on its principles, values and missions. While growing up we believed in ‘each one teaches all’ principle but where did this go? But when you look at my contributions on the Lenasia saga in November 27, 2012 and December 05 2012 from IOL and News 24 newsletters, you will note that something is wrong out there, why ordinary people are still victims of the current system that has promised to look at their needs?



After reading the Auditor General’s report, I have felt that I need to write about challenges that we face as a nation and who do we think we should listen to. We have given the ANC enough time to prove itself on governing us despite the dismal failure it has shown since they came to power, should we still repeat the same mistake even if we can see that the party is busy having a party and a joyful gravy Shilowa express train ride in looting the country’s resources. With the skills I have acquired in the past, I think I can run a department much better than those who have shown lack of leadership qualities. But then who am I? As most of us know our Ministers, you will still continue see them on TV doing damage control while there are spokespersons to address the media, I would recommend that Ministers should just refrain from discussing departmental issues on TV and refer these matters to their appointed Spokespersons, this will save them the embarrassment that they potray everytime they appear on the box. As elected by the electorate, they should only respond to legislative matters that affect the Constitution and focus on looking at how they can improve ways of implementing the legislation they are appointed to do, just stick to what they are employed to do. As grant recipients, they should be thankful of what they get and try to share it with those in need and have elected them to these positions. It has come to my knowledge that some of these leaders when they are no longer needed in their portfolios, they want to take their seats as well, “please leave the seat as you have failed so that those who come after you can be able to have a seat that they can use” It is not only public servants officials who should take the blame on this failure reported by the AG, but those legislatures tasked to lead us to “a better life for all” who are also failing us as a nation but only looking at serving their own interests. The misuse of public funds by those in charge shows that some of these political leaders do not understand the basic principles of PMFA (Public Finance Management Act No.1 of 1999) and that there is no clear visible Programme of Action tabled before budgets can be approved. My comments on NDP earlier on, were that it has already failed even before it has started since it is based on the current rules of promoting self-enrichment by (the elite group) those in power. If a Minister for example, would want a plan to be implemented in his /her Department, strategic companies would be recruited and those connected to the ANC will get the government deals despite the fact of their lack of skills and capacity. They will then employ a third or fourth company that will be tasked to deliver the job and that company will employ a second company that will recruit companies with skills to do the job. The Department can only then get consultants who will then come on board and make recommendations that are only based on ensuring that they also benefit from that deal as it is clearly stated on the current Auditor’s report. It is a shame that people would portray themselves as people who are fighting for better living conditions for poor people while they themselves become recipients of the grants aimed to benefit the poor. The current leadership is committing political suicide and have no one to blame should the ANC fail to achieve the two thirds majority in next year’s elections as it has been seventeen years since it came to power, “if you milk the cow and not feed it or/and give it water, where do you expect to get milk the next time you want milk?” These are experiences that we see on a daily basis and those with no programmes such as land, work opportunities, housing, educational opportunities, security, abuse by those in power, will not accept the plans such as NDP (as a political campaign next year) as there are no practical implementation strategies that are visible for everyone to see. We cannot be still planning in 2013 without any satisfaction guaranteed to the majority, if those within ANC are not happy themselves, how do you expect people who were part of the patriotic front movement be happy with the current developments? How will you expect ordinary South Africans who are clueless on what these AG reports, Budget by the Finance Minister mean to them? People want to see things happening, not theories that will us to a better life for all, they want to see better life happening to everyone in their communities. Has ANC looked at what made RDP, GEAR, ASGISA or the current policy programmes failed and expect that a cut and paste will succeed in the 2014 NPE? What Ministers or Politicians should not forget is that, they are elected by people to serve people and if they do not do what they are mandated to do, the people will use their vote again to remove them from those positions. For those who are in Politics for positions should not forget what Oom Harry Gwala used to say, ‘if people are in the ANC for positions, they are in the wrong place, they must grow their beards and call a group of people and establish some church group of followers who must listen to them’, in the ANC there are robust debates in which cases people will accept or not accept, the organisation believes in democratic centralism it is clear that some of our leaders have opted not to listen people, and this will be tested in the coming elections.

If government departments can only start recruiting people with capacity and skills to do the job instead of outsourcing everything, because the government has to increase the number of black millionaires. In my research on some offices, I have noticed that the ANC government has created some “cheque collectors syndrome”, where officials are only going to work for the sake of going to work, there is no staff motivation, no responsibilities allocated to those in charge to do tasks that are aimed at the development of the African soul. We also have responsibilities that are outsourced even though they are not supposed to have been outsourced, take security, cleaning for a municipal office, these are supposed to be permanent jobs created for ordinary South Africans who are unemployed but most of these end up being taken by Zimbabwean companies and later when things get stolen in these offices, we start blaming each other. It is clear that there is a budget for this, the accounting officer can motivate as to why we need to shift from the current system and move towards a people driven economic system aimed at the development of the African soul. If we really need clean administration, it would be advisable if we share these resources and allow ordinary people to take charge and clean their municipal offices, employ South Africans to be securities in these offices, then we can achieve clean audit reports. The Auditor General recommends that we need “commitments by both the executive and the legislative arms of government to intensify their efforts to bring about positive change within administration” and this can save all of us in ensuring that we achieve clean audits as we progress next year. If there are institutions that can improve something within one year of something that will take years to improve like the SAPS department, why do we get those skills and implement them?

If the City of Joburg for example, would want to be regarded as a Smart City come 2040, it should start by ensuring that Sports facilities that we have in the South of Joburg are utilised effectively and that there are programmes aimed at ensuring that young people are kept away from mischief and are given an opportunity to utilize these facilities for the betterment of themselves and their communities. In some cases it does not take a rocket scientist to see where mistakes are made and people who are dealing with policy implementation plans should only be given 6 months performance appraisal contracts so as they can deliver programmes aimed at their development, we should stop “copy and paste” system on matters related to implementation of policies. If this work can be given to individuals that are willing to come on board and assist in the implementation of some of these policies instead of outsourcing this work and give it to consultants who have contributed negatively in most department as recommended by the Auditor General in his last report. If legislatures can see and understand as to why some of these concerns that we raised can be used positively in ensuring that policies are implemented and that people tasked to do the work will focus in what their mandates are, then they can be able to report directly on the developments of these programmes instead of shifting the blame to consultants who have employed a third party at the mandate at hand. These will as well assist in the implementing the ethos of Ubuntu as those task upon to deal with these initiatives will be dealing with ordinary people at the ground, why should we employ consultants who have to deal with the management of issues that have been mandated by the electorate, my advise is that a department for example, must employ people instead of delegating their responsibilities to the third party, who if it fails nothing can be done to that third party. If someone is tasked and employed to implement policies and fails, his /her credibility will be at stake, but if it’s a company, then managers can move from one company to the other and repeat the same mistake at another institution without any damage done to their credentials or credibility.
Though we have Human Rights Day, Freedom Day, Africa Day, Youth Day, Woman Day and Heritage Day, these days will mean nothing to those who are not benefiting the fruits of our freedom. If the attitude of those tasked to lead would change from not caring to the one of caring maybe people will gain back the confidence that this nation had during the early 1990 when most political parties were unbanned. For government officials that cannot stop complaining that (government) it has been getting negative reports will not help until people start taking responsibilities of their actions. If in 1913 on this day, my land was taken by some old plas jappie called Jan Koos Gert with some paper (Title Deed) indicating that he was now the owner of my land, and 100 years later my land still belongs to Jan, how do you make me feel? A policy  even though it may sound very nice and convincing, it does not change the status, I am still a slave in my own land and  I will not stop complaining to those I have mandated to restore the situation, I will still look at things in a negative way as I have been voting for the past elections and will still feel that my dole is not used effectively but to feed the gastrointestinal of those scrupulous few elites who continue to claim to be serving my interest, but are not giving me back my land from Jan Koos Gert. I would at least want to be given a positive (that I must go to office so and so and claim back my land) report as it has been 100 years today and that I will be dying living my clan to suffer as slave with no land, give me the good news and I will not hesitate to thank you for the wonderful work that you are doing. In Johannesburg South for example, we have a situation that has gone from bad to worse, some South African colluding with foreign nationals like Nigerians hijacking properties and renting them to poor South Africans and expecting high rental fees from them. Kanti who is the Boss here? Ganti Bosso ke mang? If government was to be called a shop and that the electorate were called customers, should customers keep quiet to sour milk sold in the pretence of fresh milk? I normally take it back to the shop keeper and either expect a refund or fresh milk, this is what people would expect from those Ministers elected to serve them, they should become servants of the people and not be dictators of terms of reference. I would then expect to have my land or will have to think again on where my allegiance would lie in the next elections.

Tuesday, April 16, 2013

ZULUS AGAIN.......THIS WILL MAKE YOU TO THINK AGAIN


A Zulu lady phones uKhozi FM to send her dedication.

sawubona Msakazi

Ngicela ungikhonzele kumkhulu wami ole eNtuzuma.


Uphinde ungikhonzele kubaba wezingane zami
osemayini eRustenburg. Ngithi baphile baze bakhokhobe.

Ngibakhonzele ngengoma engiyithanda kakhulu msakazi ka
Lion Rich (Lionel Ritchie) ethi "Pennis Lover". (Penny Lover).

Uma ungayitholi kukhona le yeTKZ ethi
"umthondo uyabhebhana"(Uphondo lukabhejane)

Noma lena ka
Peddy Pendegrass ethi "In Natal " (In my time)

Bese ubavalelisa ngalena
kaPesi Smedge (Percy Sledge) ethi " Cape Town to Nowhere" (Take time to know her)


GIVE THAT MAID A BELLS

Ja nee....

A maid wanted a salary raise. Madam wanted 3 reasons why she wanted a
raise.

Maid: I can cook Better than you.
Madam: Who told you that?
Maid: Your husband told me.
Madam: OK, second reason?
Maid: I can iron better than you.
Madam: Who told you that?
Maid: Your husband told me.
Madam: OK, and the third reason?
Maid: I'm also better in bed than you. "This time Madam was furious"
Madam: Did my husband say that?
Maid: No the garden boy told me I'm better in bed than you are.



(Madam doubled her wages instantly)



 (give that maid a BELLS)

WALALA WASALA



SHE CANNOT LET GO, DLALA MAGOGO!!!!!!!





WALALA WASALA 

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF THE PEN IS STUCK?



A co-worker got a pen stuck inside our printer. He started to try and remove the pen, but I told him we don't have time for that now, just put a note on the printer telling folks not to use it and then report it to the Help Desk. So he grabbed a piece of paper and scrawled on it. I left before he finished the note. 
 

About 20 minutes later, one of my techs comes in laughing and says he was just in the lobby, saw a piece of paper on a printer and went to investigate.
Attached is what he found. Sometimes things don't always come out the way you want them to........ 












Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and REFER this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words, REFER it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while.


Ayuba, a funny man !!!

AYUBA bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
'My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'

============ ========= ========= ======
AYUBA : I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
AYUBA: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.

============ ========= ========= ========= ===
AYUBA: Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
AYUBA : Can I take it  tomorrow, tonight is final game.

============ ========= ========= ========= ====
AYUBA : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
AYUBA : No, I'll also stay with your sister.

============ ========= ========= ========= ==
AYUBA : People consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
AYUBA : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again..

============ ========= ========= ========= ====
AYUBA complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing, except the TV in my house.'
Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?'
AYUBA : 'I was watching TV news...'

============ ========= ========= ========= ==
AYUBA  comes back 2 his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine'
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for compliment.'

============ ========= ========= ========= ======
How do you recognize AYUBA  in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.

============ ========= ========= ========= ========
Once  AYUBA was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.

============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ==
AYUBA  in a bar and his cellular phone rings. 

He picks it up and
Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'

============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ===
AYUBA : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
AYUBA  - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?

============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ===
Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense
AYUBA : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'

============ ========= ========= ========= ========= =====
AYUBA told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!'
Servant: 'It's already raining.'
AYUBA : 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.'

Monday, April 15, 2013

KING 8:24



WHAT WILL HAPPEN IN 2014 ELECTION RACE?





King 8:24, A blessing is coming to you in the form of money.





Don’t ask questions just forward to eight people and trust God!
I did.






REINTRODUCING THE ORIGINAL S.U.V. A WAY TO GO SINCE PETROL IS GOING UP......


As the Big 3 auto manufacturers face bankruptcy, we must go back to the old time basics.

We will soon need to once again embrace the original
 
 



Sport Utility Vehicle!!  











 
 cid:006d01c95af8$27e81440$cb4436ce@SAMMONS

PUBLIC NOTICE: For Sale!!!!! House with Pool

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NATURENA

SPACIOUS AND NEAT  HOUSE TO LET OR FOR SALE
15 meters x 8 meters pool
3  BEDROOMS
1 BATHROOM
CHERRYWOOD KITCHEN
LOUNGE
NOOK/DINING ROOM
DOUBLE  GARAGE
MASSIVE YARD
ON BUS ROUTE


 AVAILABLE 01 APRIL 2009


PRICE: Negotiable

CONTACT
REBECCA 078 901 7176

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