GIVE THAT MAID A BELLS

Ja nee....

A maid wanted a salary raise. Madam wanted 3 reasons why she wanted a
raise.

Maid: I can cook Better than you.
Madam: Who told you that?
Maid: Your husband told me.
Madam: OK, second reason?
Maid: I can iron better than you.
Madam: Who told you that?
Maid: Your husband told me.
Madam: OK, and the third reason?
Maid: I'm also better in bed than you. "This time Madam was furious"
Madam: Did my husband say that?
Maid: No the garden boy told me I'm better in bed than you are.


(Madam doubled her wages instantly)

 (give that maid a BELLS)