NIGHT OUT ...... IN TEXAS STYLE

Daughter :  My friends and I want to go out tonight. 

Mother :     Where are ya'll going ?  

Daughter:  To the cowboy bar on the edge of town.  

Mother :      I don't think you should .  There's been a lot of trouble at that    place.  
               I heard there was a fight there  last  weekend, and several people got hurt. 
Daughter :   But mom!!  Please!!   It'll be okay.   

Mother:    No!! Your life is more important than going out!

Daughter :   But 'Tina' is going with us... 

Mother:      Oh Well!  In that case, it should be okay..     Ya'll have fun!