Friday, April 12, 2013

BROOK BENTON - LIE TO ME LYRICS












With what is happenig today, you would think that you were listening to Brook Benton's song "Lie to Me" as the lyrics say below. At the time one was growing up, this was a song that would make you accept someone who is economical with the truth, they would keep on lying and you would just accept. Is it the case in today's world? We will have to see as things progress, will those who lie, cheat accept if people do not accept their lies anymore? It would only be a wait and see. Brook Benton continues in this song....."Now you may think I'm foolish........" Will people want to accept the lie because the truth will only hurt? You will have to wait and Judge for yourself. One misses artists like Brook Benton in today's music, maybe its technology, development but gonna are those days when artists would sit down and compiule lyrics that would have an impact on listners like me, I miss those good olden days.

The song goes a little like: -

I know I'm losin' you
I feel it all the time
And I know if I lose you
Then I'll lose my mind

So lie to me, lie to me
Make me believe everything you say
Just, lie, lie, lie, lie
I'd rather have it that way

Nobody told me you were cheating
It's just a feeling I had
So if I'm right, you got to lie to me
Then I won't feel so bad

Because the truth would only hurt me
And that price is too big to pay
So lie to me, lie to me
I'd rather have it that way

Now you may think I'm foolish
For saying what I said
But the truth could mean I'd lose you
So tell me a little lie instead

Tel me that you love me
And I'll believe every word you say
Even if you lie, lie, lie, lie
I'd rather have it that way

BROOK BENTON - LIE TO ME LYRICS

DID YOU GET THE APRIL FOOL JOKE? READ WHAT IS POLITICS FIRST AND THEN COME TO THIS ONE


YOU NEED TO ALSO READ WHAT IS POLITICS TO CLEARLY UNDERSTAND THIS JOKE



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Thought for the day..............


Life depends on the way u think. For example, Read this: 

Mypenisinhermouth  

What did u read?
  
 
 
 
 






 
 
 

My pen is in her mouth. Or did ur dirty mind read something else?



 
You  can never change the past,   
Nor control the future,  
 
But  you can change the mood of the day  
 
By  touching someone's  
 
"PRIVATE  PART"
 

I mean the Heart!!!
 


have a LEKK
ER day!

The Poem

When God is about to reposition your life know that the devil willbegin to attack! 
[]Read to the bottom - watch the water 
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If I don't get this back, I will know you really didn't read it.  I got this from someone and thought the last part was really a good thought. 

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Too bad that the person who refered it to me did not know 10 people who would admit to knowing the Lord.
 
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Do You Love Him? 

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This is a simple test: 

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IF YOU LOVE JESUS, REFER
 THIS TO 10 PEOPLE IF YOU CAN, INCLUDING THE PERSON WHO REFERED IT TO YOU! 
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The Poem 

I knelt to pray but not for long, 
I had too much to do.
I had to hurry and get to work 
For bills would soon be due.
So I knelt and said a hurried prayer, 
And jumped up off my knees.
My Christian duty was now done 
My soul could rest at ease...
.. 
All day long I had no time 
To spread a word of cheer
No time to speak of Christ to friends, 
They'd laugh a at me I'd fear.
No time, no time, too much to do,
 
That was my constant cry,
No time to give to souls in need
But at last the time, the time to die 
I went before the Lord, 
I came, I stood with downcast eyes.
For in his hands God! Held a book; 
It was the book of life.
God looked into his book and said 
"Your name I cannot find
I once was going to write it down...
But never found the time"
 

Now do you have the time to refer it on?
 
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If you look at what you do not have in life, you don't have anything,
If you look at what you have in life, you have everything. 


Thomas Kinkade Paintings 

(hope the water is moving!!)
 
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Hope the water flows when you get the picture
 
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READ THE FIRST LINE CAREFULLY...

If God brings you to it, He will bring you through it


Happy moments, praise God
 
Difficult moments, seek God
 
Quiet moments, worship God
 
Painful moments, trust God
Every moment, thank God 


This is a Thomas Kinkade painting. It's rumored to carry a miracle!  The water is supposed to be running, so if it's not moving then
the picture didn't come through entirely. 
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They say if you refer this on to your friends, you will receive a miracle.

WILL APARTHEID EVER END? SHOULD ONE BLAME IT AFTER 20 YEARs? SHORT PLAY BY JZ AND TREVOR ON THE ISSUE



 Hey Bra, what do you think of Winnie? ………….
      Well Trev, She Bootylicious… Damn! she’s Hott
    Aweh! But Don’t you know that She was Madibz’s Piece??? 
    Hey Lightie, Look Around….. Who’s Boss??? Ehhh???
    You have enough Stekkies Boss????
    Mhhhh……. You Know what? Talk to the hand, I’m outta here!!!!!
  Sweety ma baby, Baby, baby – Mwah!
 

STR-T


Blood Clots/Stroke - They Now Have a Fourth Indicator, the Tongue




I will continue to forward this every time it comes around!



STROKE:
Remember the 1st Three Letters....S.T.R.


My nurse friend sent this and encouraged me to post it and spread the word.
I agree.

If everyone can remember something this simple, we could save some folks.
Seriously..

Please read:

STROKE IDENTIFICATION:

During a BBQ, a friend stumbled and took a little fall - she assured everyone that she was fine (they offered to call paramedics) .she said she had just tripped over a brick because of her new shoes.

They got her cleaned up and got her a new plate of food. While she appeared a bit shaken up, Ingrid went about enjoying herself the rest of the evening

Ingrid's husband called later telling everyone that his wife had been taken to the hospital - (at 6:00 pm Ingrid passed away.) She had suffered a stroke at the BBQ. Had they known how to identify the signs of a stroke, perhaps Ingrid would be with us today. Some don't die. they end up in a helpless, hopeless condition instead.

It only takes a minute to read this...

A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke victim within 3 hours he can totally reverse the effects of a stroke...totally. He said the trick was getting a stroke recognized, diagnosed, and then getting the patient medically cared for within 3 hours, which is tough.

RECOGNIZING A STROKE

Thank God for the sense to remember the '3' steps, STR . Read and Learn!

Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to identify. Unfortunately, the lack of awareness spells disaster. The stroke victim may suffer severe brain damage when people nearby fail to recognize the symptoms of a stroke.

Now doctors say a bystander can recognize a stroke by asking three simple questions:

S *
Ask the individual to SMILE.


T *Ask the person to TALK and SPEAK A SIMPLE SENTENCE (Coherently)
(i.e. It is sunny out today)

R *Ask him or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS.

If he or she has trouble with ANY ONE of these tasks, call emergency number immediately and describe the symptoms to the dispatcher.


New Sign of a Stroke -------- Stick out Your Tongue


NOTE: Another 'sign' of a stroke is this: Ask the person to 'stick' out his tongue.. If the tongue is 'crooked', if it goes to one side or the other
,that is also an indication of a stroke.

A cardiologist says if everyone who gets this e-mail sends it to 10 people; you can bet that at least one life will be saved. 

I have done my part. Have you?


Alcohol


Men:
1.        Castle - unimaginative, boring, civil servant types stuck in jobs they hate, who drink alcohol purely because they do not have DSTV or girlfriend. This type thinks NuMetro is a kind of posh train service and that News Café is a bookshop. If you are a boss and you are looking for a loyal employee, look no further than a Castle drinker.

2.        Hansa - this group is made up mostly of guys who used to be on the cutting edge 10 years ago in the 90's - but nobody has told them that having a studded fake diamond earring in one ear and gold-capped teeth ceased being socially-acceptable in 1994. Because 90% of them have a cheesekop, they think anyone with any hair "i-bhari".

3.        Carling Black Label - stay away from this lot. If they have never been to jail, it's because our Safety and Security Ministry is so inefficient or they are out on bail. Thugs, gangsters, murderers, Pirates fans and wife-beaters. Will never own a better car than a 1992 Mazda Sting with 17-inch rims.

4.        Amstel - wannabe intellectual types who are label-conscious. On a Saturday afternoon the average Amstel drinker is typically dressed in a Bafana jersey, Diesel jeans and red R1, 200 Nike sneakers. Typically drive a Golf V and own a Nokia 9300 phone.

5.        Heineken - wannabe, pretentious types who fancy themselves to be unique and on the cutting edge. Truth be told, they hate the taste of Heineken but will be damned if they will have their first love, Hansa. In 10 years, they will be just like today's Hansa drinkers i.e. the guys everybody laughs at because they support Kaizer Chiefs.

6.        Windhoek Lager - read the Heineken description but add, "don't have the money to buy Heineken"

7.        Miller - closet fags who only have Miller in public. Truth be told, they are really Brutal Fruit/Bacardi Breezer/Smirnoff Spin drinkers in private.

8.        Savannah - alcoholics who are acutely aware of that "6% v/v" on the label.

9.        Castle Milk Stout - aggressive alcoholics who do not know what "6% v/v" means.

10.        Castle Lite - serious alcoholics who have bought in into that "the one to have when you're having more than one". They are generally intelligent but argumentative types who secretly resent Milk Stout and Savannah drinkers because that is what they really want to drink. They tend to like quoting statistics, "you know that the calorie content in a regular beer is equivalent to 7 seven loaves of bread" they'll say as they down their 17th beer.

11.        Hunter's Dry - reformed beer drinkers or rural types with big hands (from ploughing).

12.        Bacardi Breezer/Brutal Fruit/ Hooch/Smirnoff Spin - one of two things, (a) f.ags or (b) newcomers to the drinking game.

13.        Wine - fags.

14.        J&B/Dewars - poor. Cannot tell the difference between whisky and brandy.

15.        Jack Daniels/Johnny Walker Red and Black - like whisky but do not know the difference between bourbon and a Scotch. Drink whisky because they just like the taste.

16.        Jameson/Glenfiddick/Chivas/Dimple - serious whisky connoisseurs.

17.        Smirnoff 1818 - check Carling Black Label description, then add "rapists" to it.

18.        Mellowood/ Richelieu/ Martell/ Klipdrift (and similar) - violent. Call every spirit "brandy", even Johnnie Walker. If less than 40 in age, poor. Chances are they will own a Kaizer Chiefs/ Pirates makarabha and a vuvuzela to go with it.

19.        KWV 10/Klipdrift Premium (and similar) - actually like brandy.

20.        KWV 5 - wannabe brandy connoisseur without the money.



Women

1.        Any beer - slut.

2.        Milk Stout - prostitute.

3.        Barcadi Breezer/Hooch - believe men owe them a living and do not really know that a bottle of Hooch goes for R16 a pop at News Café because they have never actually bought it for themselves. At their own places you will find Brutal Fruit/Smirnoff Spin empties in their waste.

4.        Brutal Fruit/Smirnoff Spin - cheap bargain hunters you will generally see in the front of the Edgar’s Red Hanger Sale.

5.        Wine by the glass - pretentious bitches that think they have arrived because they drive a Peugeot 206/Renault Clio. They live in snazzy townhouse they can't afford and are probably at the pub looking for a dumb arse h-le to subsidize their car instalments/ townhouse rent/overdraft repayments.

6.        Wine by the bottle - (bottles of JC Le Roux, Cold Duck, Graca Rose or similar excluded.) Classy. Powerful. Know what they want and generally have a Beemer parked outside.

7.        Amarula Cream (and similar) - Horney. Like all the time.

8.        Whisky (any whisky) - even hornier.

9.        Brandy (any brandy) - horney civil servant types.

What happened to the World's First Pregnant Man


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Zim and the meaning


From 
 
                                          
Our Father Mugabe,

who art in Harare ,

 

how bad is your name that it can be hated in all corners of the world?

 

Thy kingdom is no more,

 

Give us this day our poll results

 

& 4give us 4 voting you out

 

as we 4give u 4 trying to rig the votes.

 

Lead us not into stoning u, but deliver us from your policies.

 

4 thine is da cruelty, da poverty and da shame.

 

Amen

Don't join Politics



Pleaseeeeee !!!!!!!!!. Do not join politics. It will destroy you. look how handsome this guy was in 1953
 

 ???????????????????and in 2014??????????????

Hot and Cold


Hot and Cold Sex as viewed by Grandpa and Grandma...  
 
After his examination, the doctor said to the elderly man: 
 'You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?'
 
 'Yes,' said the old man. 

 'After I have sex, I am usually cold and chilly; then, after I have sex with her the second time, I am hot and sweaty.'
 
After examining his elderly wife, the doctor said: 'Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?'
 
‘No,’ said the lady.  The doctor then said to her:  'Your husband had an unusual concern.  He claims that he is usually cold and chilly after having sex with you the first time; and then hot and sweaty after the second time. Do you know why?'
 
'Oh, for Pete's sake - that crazy old fart!' she replied.  
  'That's because the first time is usually in July, 
   and the second time is in December.'

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