BROOK BENTON - LIE TO ME LYRICS
You can never change the past,
Nor control the future, But you can change the mood of the day By touching someone's "PRIVATE PART" I mean the Heart!!! have a LEKKER day! |
When God is about to reposition your life know that the devil willbegin to attack!
Read to the bottom - watch the water If I don't get this back, I will know you really didn't read it. I got this from someone and thought the last part was really a good thought. Too bad that the person who refered it to me did not know 10 people who would admit to knowing the Lord. Do You Love Him? This is a simple test: IF YOU LOVE JESUS, REFER THIS TO 10 PEOPLE IF YOU CAN, INCLUDING THE PERSON WHO REFERED IT TO YOU! The Poem I knelt to pray but not for long, I had too much to do. I had to hurry and get to work For bills would soon be due. So I knelt and said a hurried prayer, And jumped up off my knees. My Christian duty was now done My soul could rest at ease..... All day long I had no time To spread a word of cheer No time to speak of Christ to friends, They'd laugh a at me I'd fear. No time, no time, too much to do, That was my constant cry, No time to give to souls in need But at last the time, the time to die I went before the Lord, I came, I stood with downcast eyes. For in his hands God! Held a book; It was the book of life. God looked into his book and said "Your name I cannot find I once was going to write it down... But never found the time" Now do you have the time to refer it on? If you look at what you do not have in life, you don't have anything, If you look at what you have in life, you have everything. Thomas Kinkade Paintings (hope the water is moving!!) Hope the water flows when you get the picture READ THE FIRST LINE CAREFULLY... If God brings you to it, He will bring you through it Happy moments, praise God Difficult moments, seek God Quiet moments, worship God Painful moments, trust God Every moment, thank God This is a Thomas Kinkade painting. It's rumored to carry a miracle! The water is supposed to be running, so if it's not moving thenthe picture didn't come through entirely. They say if you refer this on to your friends, you will receive a miracle. |
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Our Father Mugabe, who art in Harare , how bad is your name that it can be hated in all corners of the world? Thy kingdom is no more, Give us this day our poll results & 4give us 4 voting you out as we 4give u 4 trying to rig the votes. Lead us not into stoning u, but deliver us from your policies. 4 thine is da cruelty, da poverty and da shame. Amen Don't join Politics Pleaseeeeee !!!!!!!!!. Do not join politics. It will destroy you. look how handsome this guy was in 1953 ???????????????????and in 2014?????????????? |
Hot and Cold Sex as viewed by Grandpa and Grandma...
After his examination, the doctor said to the elderly man:
'You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?'
'Yes,' said the old man.
'After I have sex, I am usually cold and chilly; then, after I have sex with her the second time, I am hot and sweaty.'
After examining his elderly wife, the doctor said: 'Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?'
‘No,’ said the lady. The doctor then said to her: 'Your husband had an unusual concern. He claims that he is usually cold and chilly after having sex with you the first time; and then hot and sweaty after the second time. Do you know why?'
'Oh, for Pete's sake - that crazy old fart!' she replied.
'That's because the first time is usually in July,
and the second time is in December.'