JOSHUA 54: VERSE 1-5

Thinking On Your Feet...

A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for some important guests. The wife was very excited about this and wanted everything to be perfect.

At the very last minute, she realized that she didn't have any snails for the dinner party, so she asked her husband to run down to the beach with the bucket to gather some snails.

Very grudgingly he agreed.

He took the bucket, walked out the door, down the steps, and out to the beach. As he was collecting the snails, he noticed a beautiful woman strolling alongside the water just a little further down the beach. He kept thinking to himself, "Wouldn't it be great if she would even just come down and talk to me?"

He went back to gathering the snails. All of a sudden he looked up, and the beautiful woman was standing right over him. They started talking and she invited him back to her place. They ended up spending the night together. At seven o'clock the next morning he woke up and exclaimed, "Oh no!!! My wife's dinner party!!!"

He gathered all his clothes, put them on real fast, grabbed his bucket, and ran out the door. He ran down the beach all the way to his apartment. He ran up the stairs of his apartment. He was in such a hurry that when he got to the top of the stairs, he dropped the bucket of snails. There were snails all down the stairs.

The door opened just then, with a very angry wife standing in the door way wondering where he's been all this time. He looked at the snails all down the steps, then he looked at her, then back at the snails and said, "Come on guys, we're almost there!!"

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JOSHUA 54: VERSE 1-5 

Strike them with a stick that excretes oil in front, 

Even though they cry don't leave them,

Because they will be enjoying it. 
“Amen” 

SESOTHO

LE BA SHAPE KA MOLAMU O TSWANG MAFURA KA PELE,

LE HA BALLA LE SE KE LA BA TLOHELA

HO BANE BA TLABE BA UTLWA MONATE.

AMEN!!!! 
ZULU

NIBASHAYE NGENDUKU EPHUMA AMAFUTHA PHAMBILI,

UMA BEKHALA NINGABAYEKI,

NGOKUBA BAZOBE BEZWA UBUMNANDI 


TSHIVENDA

NI VHARWE NGA THONGA YA U BVA MAPFURA NGA PHANDA, HEZWI VHA TSHI LILA NI SONGO VHA LITSHA,
NGA U VHADOVHA VHA TSHI KHO UPFA MUDIFHO.

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A chicken farmer went to a local bar......sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.
 
The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"
 
"What a coincidence," the farmer says, "This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating."
 
"This is a special day for me too, I'm also celebrating!" says the woman.
 
"What a coincidence," says the man. As they clinked glasses, the farmer asked, "What are you celebrating?"

 "My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynecologist told me that I'm pregnant!"
 
"What a coincidence," says the man. "I am a chicken farmer, and for years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs."
 
"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"
 
"I used a different cock," he replied.
 
The woman smiled and said, "What a coincidence...."

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A MAN ASKED A PROSTITUTE: "HOW MUCH?"

SHE REPLIED: "R100 ON THE BED, R50 ON A SOFA AND R20 ON THE GRASS"

THE MAN GAVE HER R100, SHE REPLIED: "I SEE YOU ARE A MAN OF CLASS"

HE REPLIED: "CLASS YA MASEPA, FIVE TIMES ON THE GRASS".

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