LITTLE JOHNNY'S AT IT AGAIN

LITTLE JOHNNY'S AT IT AGAIN

The lady teacher asks the pupils what kind of medicines they know and what they are used for. 

The first pupil said: Panado? Very good! And what is it used for? It is used for headache. 

The second pupil said: Piriton. Excellent. And what it is used for? To help you sleep. 

Now it is Johnny's turn and he said: Viagra. Johnny. What is it used for? I think it can be used for diarrhea. Who told you this? Nobody, but every evening my mother tells my father 'take a Viagra, maybe that little shit will get harder'.

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Three men just got out of the mental institution. 

They were taking a stroll when this car pulled up 
beside them to ask for directions. Two of them told 
the driver they do not know.The third one had been 
left  behind tying his shoe laces. 
  
When he caught up with his friends he  wanted to know what the driver wanted. They told him he was looking for directions. 

He chases the car, "Misa leyo moto! Heyi wena mshayeli , Misa!!" 

When he gets there out of breath he tells the driver 
"Ungamangali ngikugijimisa kanje ndoda yamadoda. Nami bengifuna nje ukukutshela ukuthi ANGAZI!!"