DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT STRESS IS?

DO  YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT STRESS  IS? 

 DO  YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT STRESS  IS? A  beautiful girl asks you for a ride home. On the way she faints  and you take her to hospital.

The doctor says;  Congratulations!!!!. You are going to become a  father;

THAT'S  IT. YOU GET STRESSED.
You  say; But that baby is not mine;
The girl says; he is the  father of my baby;

YOU  GET  MORE STRESSED.
…and to prove  your innocence demand a DNA test. The  police arrive, and a DNA test is done. The  report comes in  according  to  which  you are infertile and can never become a father.    WHAT?  YOU  GET  EVEN  MORESTRESSED!.
Anyhow  you thank God that this ordeal is over, and start driving  home.

.............. And then you start thinking; At  home I already have 2 kids.    Whose  are those????
NOW  THAT’S WHAT REAL  STRESS  ACTUALLY  IS!!!!!