Zolisa Memani: WHICH ONE IS WORSE?????

Hi the Friends,

This is a very serious warning to all my friends.

Drinking and driving is extremely dangerous!!!

Saturday morning while driving, I stuck my arm out of the window

to indicate I'm turning right and someone stole my Savanah !!!!!

B@stards!

These things seem to be more common these days!

This happened in Mimosa Mall in Bloemfontein ... And a similar thing took place in the Pavilion in Durban.

About a month ago there was a woman standing by the mall entrance passing out flyers to all the women going in. The woman had written the flyer herself to tell about an experience she had so that she might warn other women.

he previous day this woman had finished shopping, went out to her car and discovered that she had a flat. She got the jack out of the trunk and began to change the flat. A nice man dressed in business suit and carrying a briefcase walked up to her and said, "I noticed you're changing a flat tire. Would you like me to take care of it for you?" The woman was grateful for his offer and accepted his help. They chatted amiably while the man changed the flat and then he put the flat tire and the jack in the trunk, shut it and dusted his hands off. The woman thanked him profusely and as she was about to get in her car, the man told her that he left his car around on the other side of the mall and asked if she would mind giving him a lift to his car. She was a little surprised and she asked him why his car was on the other side.

He said he got turned around in the mall and left through the wrong exit and now he was running late and his car was clear around on the other side of the mall. The woman hated to tell him "no" because he had just rescued her from having to change her flat tire all by herself, but she felt uneasy. Then she remembered seeing the man put his briefcase in her trunk before shutting it and before he asked her for a ride to his car. She told him that she'd be happy to drive him around to his car, but she just remembered one last thing she needed to buy. She told the man that he could wait for her; she would be as quick as she could be.

She hurried into the mall and told a security guard what had happened; the guard came out to her car with her but the man had left. They opened the trunk, took out his locked briefcase and took it down to the police station. The police opened it obviously to look for ID so they could return it to the man. What they found was rope, duct tape, and knives. When the police checked her "flat" tire, there was nothing wrong with it; the air had simply been let out. It was obvious what the man's intentions were and obvious that he had carefully thought it out in advance.

The woman was blessed to have escaped unharmed. How much worst would it have been if she'd gone against her judgment and given him a lift? I'd like you to forward this to all the women you know. It may save a life. I was going to send this to the ladies only, but guys, if you love your mothers, wives, sisters, daughters, etc. You may want to pass it on to them as well.

Now that you are about to jump ship…. Stop and think for a minute….. What would you have done if you were Jabu?

Jabu walked into class every morning with a black eye.

After a while his teacher got worried and asked him about it.

Jabu's answer was:"Our house is very small miss. Me,my mother and my father,we sleep On the same bed.

Every night my father asks, 'Jabu are you sleeping?' Then I say 'No'and then he slaps my face and gives me a Black eye.

"So the teacher says to him,

"Tonight when your father asks again, keep dead quiet and don't answer".

The following morning Jabu comes to school and his eye is fine,so the teacher breathes a sigh of relief.

But the day after that Jabu comes back with a severe black eye again.

"My goodness Jabu, why the black eye again?"

He tells her: "Maam, Dad asked me again, 'Jabu are you sleeping?...

and I shut up and kept dead still.

Then my father and my mother started moving{you know} at the same time Mom was breathing erratically, kicking her legs up frantically and squealing like a demented hyena on the bed"...

Then my father asks my mother: 'Are you coming?' Then my mom says, 'Yes I'm coming,are you coming too?'and my dad answered 'Yes'.

They don't usually go anywhere without me so I said 'Wait for me!!!!!! That is when I got the slap again….

Is this child Abuse? Now wait and see trouble in the next one….

Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous.

They are always getting into trouble and their parents know if any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved.

The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually.

The mother sent the 8 year old in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon. The preacher, a huge man with a deep booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Do you know where God is, son?"

The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open.

So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?! Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE is GOD?!"

The boy screamed & bolted from the room, ran directly home & dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"

The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time!" "GOD is missing, and they think WE did it!"

PLEASE DON'T LAUGH ALONE. PASS IT ON!

Lastly, as we know that we will be attending parties till late in the evenings, this invite is to you all: -

COME ONE,COME ALL!!!!

Summer is here, & it's time to party!!!

Date: 16th December 2010

Time: 12:00

Venue: My place (I'll send you my address once you've accepted)

I've organized an awesome setting for a pool party (see attached).

Please do come along, it's gonna be absolutely awesome!!!!

See you there!!!

PS: ALCOHOL WILL BE PROVIDED!!!!!