AKE UHLEKE NAWE

A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. 


The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?" 


He replies, "Yes - coffee." 


"Have you ever been in the military service? 


"Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for two years." 


The interviewer says,"That will give you 5 extra points towards
employment." 


Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?" 


The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both of my
testicles." 


The interviewer grimaces and then says, "O.K. You've got enough points
for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 A.M. To
4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow from 10:00 A.M. every day." 


The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 A.M. to
4:00 P.M., why do you want me to start here from 10:00 A.M.?" 
"This is a government job," the inter-viewer says, "For the first two
hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our b@lls  .

No point you coming in for that." cos you don’t drink coffe and you don’t have balls.