IS WAAR JOBURG IS NIE PAP EN VLEIS NIE

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Jim, Dave and Eric die and arrive at the gate, St Paulexplains to them:

"Heaven is a very big place and you need a car to get around. The car you get depends solely on how faithfull you were to your spouse while you were alive"
Jim was married for 15 years and cheated on his wife 3 times so he got a city golf.
Dave was married 20 years and cheated on his wife 1nce so he got a BMW.
Eric was married for 50 years and never cheated on his wife so he got a Rolls Royce.
Jim and Dave were very envious of Eric!
A couple of months later Jim and Dave see Eric sitting on the pavement crying...
Dave asks: "What's wrong buddy?"
Eric replies: "I just saw my wife"
Jim asks: "So? why are you crying?"
Eric says: "She was on a skateboard!"

Oseko applied for a fork lift operator job at a famous firm based in Jo'burg. A white man applied for the same job and since both applicants had similar qualifications, they were asked to take a test and led to a quiet room with no interruptions by the Manager.

When the results were in, both men had scored 19 out of 20.

The manager went to Oseko and said, "Thank you for coming to the interview, but we've decided to give the white guy the job."

Oseko, "And why would you be doing that, are you a racist? We both got 19 questions right? This being Jo'burg and me being Black surely I should get the job."

Manager, " We have made our decision not on the correct answers, but on the question you got wrong."

Oseko said, " Tell me now, how would one incorrect answer be better than another?"

Manager, " Simple. On question number 7 the white guy wrote down, 'I don't know.' You put down, 'Neither do I'."