TRUTH, TRUTH AND MORE TRUTH

SIMPLE TRUTH 1

Partners help each other undress before sex.
However after sex, they always dress on their own.
Moral of the story:
In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.

SIMPLE TRUTH 2

When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and saying "congrats".
But, none of them come and touch the man's pe*is and say "Good job".
Moral of the story:
"Hard work is never appreciated"