Soccer Match...

With the way Zuma is going, imagine the soccer commentary in 20 years from now  
2030 Soccer World Cup 
 
Mvimbeni Zuma, kicks the ball from the goal post which is met in the air by mhlanganiseni Zuma who heads it Sponono Zuma, Sponono passes it on to Sboniso Zuma , he dribbles and passes on to Mdabuleni Zuma who runs to the far right and attempts a square pass but it bounces off the defender and onto Gedleyehlekisa Zuma Jnr who traps it with his chest for mhlayifani Zuma, Mhlayifani passes to Mfanayedwa and makes a run for it, he gets a return ball in the 18 area, Mhlayifani with a shot . . . . .Laaazzzuuuuuuuuuuu,mmmmmmaaaaa