Women with lots of questions,

 
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"


HUSBAND: "Definitely not!


WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"


HUSBAND: "Of course I do."


WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"


HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."


WIFE: "You would?"


HUSBAND: ...?


WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"


HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."


WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"


HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"


WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"


HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."


WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"


HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."


WIFE: "Would you give her my jewellery?"


HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."


WIFE: "Would she wear my shoes"


HUSBAND: "No, she's size 6."


WIFE: -- silence --


HUSBAND: "shit."