SOMETHING TO LAUGH ABOUT ......Little Johnny at it again....1

It was the end of the school year. The teacher had turned in her grades; there was
nothing really for the class to do. All the kids were restless and it was near the end
of the day. So the teacher thought of an activity.

She said, "The first ones to answer correctly the questions I ask may leave early today."

Little Johnny said to himself, "Good, I'm smart and I want to get outta here." The
teacher asked, "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?" Before Johnny could
open his mouth, Susie said, "Abraham Lincoln."

The teacher said, "That's right Susie. You may go." Johnny was really mad that Susie
had answered first. The teacher asked, "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?" But before
Johnny could open his mouth, Mary said, "Martin Luther King!"

The teacher said, "That's right, Mary. You may go." Johnny was even madder than
before because Mary had answered first. Then the teacher asked, "Who said 'Ask not
what your country can do for you'?"

Before Johnny could open his mouth, Nancy piped, "John Kennedy!" and the teacher
said, "That's right, Nancy . You may go."
Now Johnny was furious!

The teacher turned her back, and Johnny muttered, "I wish these b*tches would keep
their mouths shut!"

The teacher spun around. "WHO SAID THAT?"

Johnny said, "JULIUS MALEMA. CAN I GO NOW?"

*********************************************

LITTLE JOHNNY KE NGWANA MANG MARA HE!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

 Teacher: "Children, tomorrow I would like you to give me an example of a development that is currently being built near your home and what are the advantages of this new development."

At the end of the class, the teacher asks that all the little Girls stay behind for 5 minutes.

Teacher: "Young ladies, I have received numerous complaints from your parents concerning Little Johnny's' rude remarks. It is very likely that for tomorrow he is going to say something dirty and that is why I am asking you all, to avoid any further problems, when he says anything that appears rude, Get up and leave the class room"

Everybody agreed to this plan.

Next day, teacher: "Is everybody ready with their assignment? Go Ahead Anita"

Anita: "Near my home, a supermarket is being built. Now my mommy doesn't have to walk so far to get bread and milk."

Teacher: "Very good Anita! Yes Koosie!"

Koosie: "Near my home, they are building a furniture factory. My Daddy is a carpenter and this permits him to work near home"

Teacher: "Excellent, thank you Koosie!"

At this point, little Johnny's hand shoots up and the teacher asks:"Oh heavens, tell me Johnny what new development is being built near your home." Little Johnny: "Near my home, they are building a strip-club "

As all the young ladies got up and proceeded to leave, Little Johnny says,

"Hey relax you little prostitutes, it hasn't opened yet!"