2030 ZUMA WORLD CUP

With the way Zuma is going, imagine the soccer commentary in 20 years
from now

2030 Soccer World Cup

 Mvimbeni Zuma, kicks the ball from the goal post which is met in the air
 by Mhlanganiseni Zuma who heads it Sponono Zuma, Sponono passes it on to
 Sboniso Zuma , he dribbles and passes on to Mdabuleni Zuma who runs to
 the far right and attempts a square pass but it bounces off the defender
 and onto Gedleyehlekisa Zuma Jnr who traps it with his chest for
 Mhlayifani Zuma, Mhlayifani passes to Mfanayedwa and makes a run for it,
 he gets a return ball in the 18 area, Mhlayifani with a shot . . . .
 .Laaazzzuuuuuuuuuuu,mmmmmmaaaaa...............Khulubuse Zuma jumps saying goooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!