KRY TOG NET 'N AFRIKAANSE PROKUREUR ASB !

KRY TOG NET 'N AFRIKAANSE PROKUREUR ASB ! Boer goes to see an English speaking lawyer in order to start divorce proceedings. The lawyer asks him, "May I help you?" The Boer says, "Ja. I would like to have a divorce." The lawyer asks him, "Do you have any grounds?" The Boer says, "Ja. I got 600 hektyres." The lawyer says, "Sir, you don't understand. Do you have a suit? The Boer says, "Ja. Of course I got a suit. I wore it to church on Sundays." The lawyer says, "Ahmm. No, what I mean sir, is, do you have a case?" The Boer says proudly, "Now let me tell you that are no good tractors. I've got two John Deeres." The lawyer is beginning to sweat. "Sir. Do you have a grudge?" The Boer's also a bit irritated by now. "Ja man, I of course I got a grudge. That's where I park the Hilux." The lawyer, sighing, asks, "Does your wife beat you up or something?" The Boer says, "No, we both get up at 04:30." By now the lawyer is getting really frustrated, but tries one last question. "Does your wife nag? Is she a nagger?" The Boer says, "No,No, man SHE'S white. But our last child is a nagger. That's why I wants to get a divorce."