RULES TO LIVE BY, THINK BEFORE U SPEAK, KEEP THE AIDS CANDLE GOING AND WHY FOOTBAL IS PLAYED FOR 45 MINUTES EACH HALF

Think before U speak!! 

Wife goes to Woolworths, sees men's underwear on sale. 

She buys a dozen of the same colour. 

Goes home and gives hubby. 

Hubby protests, "Why buy me same colour? People will think I do not change underwear!! 

Wife asks,"Which people?" 

HIV/AIDS is a strange virus.   You can go along for years in remission 
and then one day it pops its head up again.   
If you ever have it you will never be free of it.   Pray for the day there will be a permanent cure.

A SMALL REQUEST...


93% won't forward, but I'm Sure You Will.
 
A small request.....Just one line

Dear God, I pray that You will guide someone to find a cure for HIV/AIDS.
Amen 

 
All you are asked to do is keep this circulating.
Even if it's only to one more person.
In memory of anyone you know who has been
struck down by HIV/AIDS or is still living with it.
A Candle Loses Nothing by Lighting Another Candle.

Please Keep This Candle Going…………..

Why football is played for 45 minutes in each half?

 
Sepp Blatter failed to answer this question at the latest Press Conference.
Even the so called sports analysts, sports scientists and soccer legends do not know the reason.

Just to help you out and all those who do not know, here is the answer:

There are 2 teams and 11 players in each team i.e. 22 players…

Each player brings his own 2 balls (hidden in his sports underwear)!
So in total there are 2 times 22 equaling 44 balls.

There is 1 ball on the ground itself, being played.

Thus the grand total is 45.

That's the answer!!!!

Of course, sometimes there is extra time of 2 minutes - (which is the referee's balls!)