Miss world questions?

MISS WORLD Questions - AMERICA  Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen. Question: How can you say so? Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman.......................... (Applause! Applause!)  SPAIN  Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro (Bull) Question: How can you say so? Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.... (Applause! Applause!)  PHILIPPINES  Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors. Question: How can you say so? Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth...... (Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)  SAUDI ARABIA  Question: Ms Soudi Arabia, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms Saudi: Well, I can say that male organs in Saudi are like thieves.. Question: How can you say so? Ms Saudi: Because they like to enter through the back door..... (Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)  INDIA  Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers. Question: How can you say so? Ms India: Because it works day and night...... (Applause! Applause! Applause!  MALAYSIA  Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton car. Question: How can you say so? Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft............................. (Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! )  SINGAPORE  Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country? Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ in Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to lose). Question: How can you say so? Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over (Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)        SOUTH AFRICA Question: Ms SA, how do you describe a male organ in your country? Miss SA: Eish they are scared of me....................They do it when they are drunk Guys  Aah!Dis chicks are HOT, but Jaang le siyele Mzansi Chicks.Oh Im in love with dis chick. Plz get me her contact.Have a wonderful weekend guyz. Love u ol. J-Math --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hi Guys I totally agree Mzansi women r hot-in every way. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Guys, U have disappointed me.  How can you look down to your SISTER,naturally she is beautifully.  ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Guys!!!! U DONT KNOW LOCAL IS LEKKER!!!!!!!!!!!! AND IS THE BEST She is the best if u can look closer to the picture beauty is there everything that is needed in a woman PLS u don't say that about MZANSI