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JULIUS : Hello, I would like to order some guns, please.

Gunsmith : Some what? The line is bad.

JULIUS : Guns (Getting louder)

Gunsmith : Sorry I can hardly hear, please repeat.

JULIUS : (Very loud now)

GUNS!

G for Jesus,

U for Europe,

N for Anything and

S for Eskom.
GUNS!!

I know you gonna like this one......Enjoy!!

 A Zulu woman walks into a shop and says "  "I want to buy that TV"
 The owner says "I don't sell to Zulu women"
 She comes back dressed as a man and again says "I want to buy that TV"
 Owner: "I don't sell to Zulu women"
 She comes back as a Nigerian woman
 "I want to buy that TV"
 Owner: "I don't sell to Zulu women"
 She asks: "Haau, how do you know I` m Zulu?"
 Owner: "That's not a TV....... it's a microwave"